What is the definition of Objectives Weapon?

An 'objectives weapon' is a term that humorously describes a mission or plan designed to achieve specific goals, but with the twist of it being so egregiously focused that it's practically a military-grade precision-guided missile for personal vendettas or office politics. It's like having a personal army of cookie crumbs, only way more powerful and less satisfying.

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Here's an unsettling example sentence: "After discovering her boss was secretly obsessed with a vintage typewriter, she decided to launch a 'target acquisition' objective weapon, aiming to sabotage his typing machine with a series of puns and pun-derful sabotage."